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Apr 6

10knotes:

We all have that one friend…

Featured on a 1000Notes.com blog

(Source: artbymoga)

Apr 6

captainarlert:

therealbarbielifts:

bergerwithcheese:

trumpetnista:

2ndratehandjob:

lady-dirtbag:

marchqueen:

tastefullyoffensive:

Portals to Hell by hrmphfft

IT’S BACK

I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS AGAIN FOR MONTHS

I AM SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW

ITS BACK 

This is one of those posts that you need to save and tag or you’ll never see it again for 84 years.

Whoever drew this is an amazing person and I love them.

What in hell

rudymora:

leseanthomas:

Asian male apology game = tight.

laughed so fuckin hard at the fuckin breakdancer

death-rebirth-senshi:

sexecutive-outcums:

ooodle:

wat

what the everliving fuck

Why do people sexualize boobs when we could be doing this with them

(Source: lolgifs.net)

mommabec:

tramampoline:

angrytransblogger:

marcovicci:

darkcountrymagic:

does anyone have that pic of the guy giving another guy head in a vacant lot while the kid does a sick wheelie but also there are some dogs having a threeway and orbs

SIGNAL BOOST BECAUSE I DONT REALLY BELIEVE THIS IS A REAL IMAGE BUT I WANT TO GIVE ERZY THE BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT

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this one?

what an incredible description but on the other hand i too will never forget this image

Hahahahahah

(Source: grawly)

(Source: grawly)

2000yr:

lemonsforlife94:

2000yr:

TWO YEARS Apart

It says Ana in the tags. ANOREXIA. WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU GLORIFYING AN EATING DISORDER. Why does this have so many god damn notes?! This girl needs help, not people reblogging it. Bless your sweet precious little hearts.

My name is Ana

2000yr:

lemonsforlife94:

2000yr:

TWO YEARS Apart

It says Ana in the tags. ANOREXIA. WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU GLORIFYING AN EATING DISORDER. Why does this have so many god damn notes?! This girl needs help, not people reblogging it. Bless your sweet precious little hearts.

My name is Ana

aspergersissues:

rayvenloaf:

I’m going to be completely honest here and say i wish this man had been my father if he was going to just actually tell me the truth like this.

This is the best life lessons I’ve ever heard from a single human being. I wish my parents had taught me half of this.

(Source: opencult)

thespacegoat:

zacksplosion:

gimmegrimmy:

thecityofpawnee:

nerdmodeactivated:

tea-in-the-tardis:

bakuraryou:

OK SO IN ENGLAND THIS IS WHAT A RUBBER IS

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AND SOMEONE ON MY DASH JUST MENTIONED PUTTING A ‘RUBBER’ ON YOUR PENIS AND

I GOT REALLY REALLY CONFUSED

THIS IS WHAT WE CALL A RUBBER IN AUSTRALIA TOO. WE FEEL YOUR PAIN.

SAME WITH NEW ZEALAND.

We don’t have those in America because we don’t make mistakes.

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THAT WAS ONE TIME

HE WAS ELECTED TWICE.