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1-800-sexoffender:

I’ll stop being sad now.

redsuns-n-orangemoons:

i-write-wrongs:

realest thing I’ve seen in a while

this was so amazing. so thought provoking. an eye-opening social criticism.

(Source: startswithabang)

ilydeyes:

Words that get me through day ••• please credit ilydeyes if using xx

Find the girl you wanna change your life with

- Mark Patterson, @Expherience (via kushandwizdom)

More good vibes here

(via quotelounge)

soratane:

"Do these people actually think you're cool?"

soratane:

"Do these people actually think you're cool?"

codeinewarrior:

sirslyyyy:

codeinewarrior:

i feel so whack judging lame people in relationships im so bitter that nerds can be happy

So just because someone doesn’t fit your definition of “cool” they’re not allowed to be in a happy, healthy relationship? Maybe that’s why you’re single.

im single because every sexual partner ive had has died from immense physical trauma due to my gigantic wiener. so maybe take a walk in my shoes before you judge…

deadlinejon:

stunningpicture:

This is what happens to a basketball court when the pipes burst

this is the greatest basketball challenge of all time

deadlinejon:

stunningpicture:

This is what happens to a basketball court when the pipes burst

this is the greatest basketball challenge of all time

Nothing is sexier than someone who wants you as much as you want them.

- (via senyahearts)

(Source: mofobian)

jetsxgang:

complexmagazine:

Ball is life.

Heyyyy I got the ball lol

jetsxgang:

complexmagazine:

Ball is life.

Heyyyy I got the ball lol

derpcakes:

Villains with tragic backstories:

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